Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone
going faster than you is a maniac?
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.”
Just because you got the monkey off your back, doesn't mean the circus has left town.
“The planet is fine. “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid.
Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist.